Design needed for entertainment media site

As we are developing a new entertainment media site, we need a design that has an egde over the competitors. We're looking for a design that is simplistic, yet, with an edge to it.
This media site will be marketed when finished in hopefully a few months, and we're going for top 10 rankings in Google.

We will not cancel the contest.

TheHumorPage.com

Tagline:
Quality entertainment and spyware free

Desired Color Scheme:
None desired

Desired Style:
None desired

Accepted File Formats:
HTML CSS JPG

We need a design that loads fast, but with some colors and curves. Not too much coloring though.

We tried designing the site ourselves, but gave up pretty soon, as we soon realized that designing is not our strong side. We are PHP programmers. You can see by looking at http://www.thehumorpage.com, what our basic idea was with the design.

On the front page we will show 10 of the newest videos with description, 10 of the newest pictures with description and some random wallpapers. Just ignore the colors and everything that we have chosen. Nothing that we have done ourselves is meant to be permanent. We just tried things out. Other things that will be shown on the front page are:

Partners - maybe like on holylemon.com/

Search box.

Bookmark us link.

Simple newsletter submission to recieve the newest videos and pictures by mail.

You can try playing around with Most viewed videos this week, but only if you think it fits the design.

Maybe something like Most popular categories, such as Accident videos, Extreme videos, fight videos. etc...

We do not have a logo yet, so feel free to do whatever you want.

We do not require that you also design the page that plays the videos and the one that shows the selected picture, but it would be a very big plus. However, should you work on the page that playes the video, we would like that page to include the following:

Comments below the video.

Rating selection

Add to favorites

Tags

Current rating

Number of times viewed

Send to a friend

The player that we will be using is this one: http://www.thehumorpage.com/flv_pla…player.php The one on the top
Don't be afraid to try things out. We will let you know if we like it or not.